Apparently not a burst a appendix. This link is to Glenn Beck’s website theblaze.com where we found this story (don’t visit the site, it only encourages the weird little man. We’ll go for you to keep his hits down). The article explains the child had appendicitis for seven days before expiring and most likely visiting the one man, god, (I don’t do uppercase for god) who could have helped him. Awkward moment it had to be. But, it’s not god’s fault, he provided their home with plenty of knives and gauze to heal thyself. Additionally, it took god 6 days to create all this shit and he rested on the 7th day. After six days of futile praying and unimaginable pain, maybe the parents should have let the kid rest at the hospital with some morphine and surgery.

Wait, it gets better. The kid’s biological father got an easily curable infection in 2007 and didn’t go to a doctor. Nope, he prayed the infection away, then he died.

Don’t let anyone tell you religion isn’t dangerous.

There is one thing you can pray away, jail time. the parents got 5 years probation but are now legally required to visit a doctor if one of their children miss more than one day of school. So, if one of their children gets shot, is in a car accident or prays so hard they suffer a brain aneurysm they have at least 24 hours to try to pray the traumatic injury away.

Other than jail time, here are some other things that can be prayed away so you know when to visit a doctor or pray.

1) Pregnancy – People are only pro-life if a doctor is involved. Just pray and god will flush that thing out
2) Any M.C. Hammer related illness.
3) Logic can be prayed away. See Kirk Cameron
4) Liver failure but not kidney failure
5) Most sprains. Not a high ankle sprain though

-2Soon